Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Life's a test

Life's a test - and you're graded on a curve

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
...At age 12, success is...having friends.
......At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
.........At age 20, success is...having sex.
............At age 35, success is...having money.
............At age 50, success is...having money.
.........At age 60, success is...having sex.
......At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
...At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.


On second thought I'd follow the advice of the old cliche, "Prepare for your finals: Read your Bible."

Have a great day!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey Eric, found your blog and linked to it from my blog. Looking forard to seeing you in September with your posse. Andrew

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